I have a feeling I won't be insulting my own kind as much and criticizing. So, I figured I might as well do it now to get it out of the way. There is going to be wayy more rants about guys by the way, the list just keeps going on...and on...and on...
There's this thing that always bugs me, because it's true. GIRLS CONTRADICT THEMSELVES, WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING.
"Oh, I want a boy who loves me for who I am!" But then you strut around school with your shorts like panties and shirt that shows your belly button. Yeah, riiiiight. Guys are going to like you for your personality.
"I don't get why girls wear soo much makeup." BUT, you're face is plastered right now with foundation, mascara, and eye shadow.
"My boyfriend never spends time with me!" No shit, girl. Because your idea of hanging out is shopping and going to 1D concerts. His idea of hanging out? VIDEO GAMES! It's not his problem you want to get everything you want.
"Why do girls spend so much time shopping? I mean, I don't even like shopping." Oh reeeaaaalllyyyy? Please explain the 249487038730 pieces of clothing in your closet, oh, and the 500 shoes too.
"Eww, what's her problem? Big boobs are totes gross, who can stand walking around like that?" We've all thought to make our breasts look bigger one time or another, don't lie. It's just that...some have more creative ideas than stuffing socks and tissues into our bras...
Must I continue? I THINK NOT!
Yeah...I'll probably come up for more on this topic soon..
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Rants-Guys Online
Face it, we've all been at that point where we go on chatting websites or gaming websites and what not. And OBVIOUSLY, you're gonna go make a few friends there. For me, it's a little thing called "Runescape". And, when you're a girl playing this MMORPG(I will not explain what that means, I don't care who you are) you're gonna get to the point when you befriend a ton of guys. Because, you know, it's not exactly common to see like a bunch of other girls on a game where you kill shit.
OF ALL THE GUYS I'VE MET ONLINE, ALL BUT ONE AREFAHKING UGLY NOT THE BEST LOOKING. The other one's kinda cute...but that's not the point! In my other rant, I said I hate when people judge others on how they look. But, admit it, you judge a little when you see the face of the person you've been chatting with for months.
Okay, and why is it that guys are always flirting with girls they see on this game? I mean like, half of them I bet aren't even girls. Just because their character's a girl doesn't mean they're one in real life. Unless, of course, you count being a girl in a boy's body... It's always like "Heyyyy girl, you look dayum sexy in that armour of yours, care to take it off for me? ;)"Are you kidding me? There are a few things wrong about that. 1. You can't be "sexy" in a game unless those are really good graphics, which they aren't. 2. What's with the seducing on a game? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE GIRL TO DO, START SEXTING YOU? Sigh....the common sense tha....never mind.
Also, what's with the 10 year old boy invasion? There's always those people who cuss their heads off and when you ask how old they are they're always like "oh me? I'm 9, got a problem with that, bitch?". Like, YES, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING AROUND CUSSING A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS WHILE YOU HAVEN'T REACHED THE DOUBLE DIGITS YET. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET JUMPED?!?
Plus, why is it always that people are noobs when they're lower than your level, or don't understand what you say while people who are higher in level are no lifers? You've just contradicted yourself, twice. Do you really need to be that competitive? Well, I mean...girls have their things too but really? "Haha, you're a noob, you have a level one in combat?" few seconds later... "Bro, do you even have a life off the computer? look at your combat level."
THEN, there are the guys who PURPOSELY pretend to be a girl to get stuff. And, what's even stupider, is the fact that some of you people fall for it! There's a thick line between guys pretending to be girls and the diehard gamer girls out there. For example, if you see a chick online who's practically selling her self out and begging like a slut, do you really think that's a girl? Common sense and past experiences tell you that girls aren't exactly going to do that...They flirt, sure, but there's still a limit to what they'll flirt about. BUT NOOO, you think those guys pretending to be girls are girls anyways.
This is just the beginning, my friends. The beginning, of the end!
OF ALL THE GUYS I'VE MET ONLINE, ALL BUT ONE ARE
Okay, and why is it that guys are always flirting with girls they see on this game? I mean like, half of them I bet aren't even girls. Just because their character's a girl doesn't mean they're one in real life. Unless, of course, you count being a girl in a boy's body... It's always like "Heyyyy girl, you look dayum sexy in that armour of yours, care to take it off for me? ;)"Are you kidding me? There are a few things wrong about that. 1. You can't be "sexy" in a game unless those are really good graphics, which they aren't. 2. What's with the seducing on a game? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE GIRL TO DO, START SEXTING YOU? Sigh....the common sense tha....never mind.
Also, what's with the 10 year old boy invasion? There's always those people who cuss their heads off and when you ask how old they are they're always like "oh me? I'm 9, got a problem with that, bitch?". Like, YES, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING AROUND CUSSING A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS WHILE YOU HAVEN'T REACHED THE DOUBLE DIGITS YET. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET JUMPED?!?
Plus, why is it always that people are noobs when they're lower than your level, or don't understand what you say while people who are higher in level are no lifers? You've just contradicted yourself, twice. Do you really need to be that competitive? Well, I mean...girls have their things too but really? "Haha, you're a noob, you have a level one in combat?" few seconds later... "Bro, do you even have a life off the computer? look at your combat level."
THEN, there are the guys who PURPOSELY pretend to be a girl to get stuff. And, what's even stupider, is the fact that some of you people fall for it! There's a thick line between guys pretending to be girls and the diehard gamer girls out there. For example, if you see a chick online who's practically selling her self out and begging like a slut, do you really think that's a girl? Common sense and past experiences tell you that girls aren't exactly going to do that...They flirt, sure, but there's still a limit to what they'll flirt about. BUT NOOO, you think those guys pretending to be girls are girls anyways.
This is just the beginning, my friends. The beginning, of the end!
Rants-Boys I Like(d)
Now, I could rant on 124608337834977 pages about boys, but I won't to spare you the trouble of reading it. Yeah, you're welcome!
THIS PART, is only the very basics of boys that I've dated. I may have more rants that are boy related(no surprise there). So have fun reading about my life.
THIS IS FOR YOU! The people( or PERSON) I write this about probably don't know it's about them. Oh well.
So, this is what always happens with my relationships. I meet this guy, I realize they're pretty cool. Maybe, or maybe not, they'll ask me out but we'll start talking tons, alright? BUT THEN, comes the awkward phase. I realize I really, really like them, BUT WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT ANYMORE!!! It's just plain awkward "Hey, what you doing? How's life?" then there's nothing to say.
WHAT IS WITH THAT!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!? I FINALLY DECIDED THAT I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU, but you don't talk -.-'. This has happened to all of my relationships.
Second of all, WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE ME!?!? Okay, maybe some may actually NOT like me. BUT, there was one guy who I KNEW liked me. I EVEN HEARD HIM TALKING ABOUT IT!!! But what does he do when I ask him about it? He denies EVERYTHING. Okay? This is irritating.
Let me talk about the boys I HAVE LIKED. Okay? There are tons more but these are my real relationships.
FIRST RELATIONSHIP! My, my, this one was absolutely horrible. I'd known the guy for about, 2 weeks? He was in my school, but we mostly talked online. You see, I was only to the point of MAYBE LIKING him, when he asked me out. Feeling sorry for him as well, I said yes. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS!?!? HE DUMPS ME WITHIN A FKING WEEK. Thanks bro -.-. Oh yea, did I mention he left me for a slut??
SECOND RELATIONSHIP! This one, was better than the first one. So, I'd known this boy for about a month. I don't know him in real life, he lives in England. Anyways, he asks me out just as I decided I liked him, not really really liked him yet. SO, I was like, "Sure!!". THEN, about, 2 months later? HE DISAPPEARS AND I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. The end.
THIRD RELATIONSHIP! My relationships are slowly getting better, thank god, but still. Frankly, I'm having a hard time deciphering the moments when we were just friends or finally decided to date. I don't know this person in real life either, and I've known him for about... 3-4 months before he asked? I decided I really really really liked him about a week before he asked me out(thank god). SADLY, when he asked me, I didn't answer!!! He logged off on me. The next day I said yes, and he was like "alright :)" but like, you know, it's hard to read a guy. This is still my current one, and he's really awesome, but sometimes it doesn't feel like he cares and shit. Not exactly the one for comforting and sensitivity, though(no surprise there, self, he's a gamer guy for a reason). And well, you know, we hardly speak of anything interesting as I said in the beginning. (HINT, HINT, you know who you are)
Yeah, that's about it. WHY MUST YOU BOYS BE SO DIFFICULT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Okay fine, girls are a bit difficult too, but it's not like you guys have periods or having to deal with making yourself look hot to impress people. Well, maybe you do, but it's not as much as the make up and the lace panty and bra set and the slutty clothing.
Now you're thinking, eww, she has long distance relationships through the internet? IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I have trouble talking to people in real life(not really). I like e-dating because for once, they don't really base it on how hot you are on a scale from 1-10. Cause, on the internet, there's no one who can tell you what to do or how to act. YOU FINALLY DON'T HAVE TO LIVE TO THE EXPECTATION OF OTHERS!!! Then again...it could go both ways, what if he/she is some creepy 43 year old who has a thing for teenagers?
Also, when a guy likes me, whether I like them or not, do you know what happens? They eventually unlike me cause I "talk too much" or I'm annoying. IS IT MY FAULT I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!?!? Ffs. It's more common in the first relationship. BUT I HAVE AN EXCUSE! I DON'T EVEN FKING KNOW YOU AND YOU ASK ME OUT. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FAIR THAT I KNOW YOU?
As you can see, I obviously suck at relationships. Well, more specifically, my relationships. I'm a genius matchmaker though ;).
THIS PART, is only the very basics of boys that I've dated. I may have more rants that are boy related(no surprise there). So have fun reading about my life.
THIS IS FOR YOU! The people( or PERSON) I write this about probably don't know it's about them. Oh well.
So, this is what always happens with my relationships. I meet this guy, I realize they're pretty cool. Maybe, or maybe not, they'll ask me out but we'll start talking tons, alright? BUT THEN, comes the awkward phase. I realize I really, really like them, BUT WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT ANYMORE!!! It's just plain awkward "Hey, what you doing? How's life?" then there's nothing to say.
WHAT IS WITH THAT!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!? I FINALLY DECIDED THAT I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU, but you don't talk -.-'. This has happened to all of my relationships.
Second of all, WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE ME!?!? Okay, maybe some may actually NOT like me. BUT, there was one guy who I KNEW liked me. I EVEN HEARD HIM TALKING ABOUT IT!!! But what does he do when I ask him about it? He denies EVERYTHING. Okay? This is irritating.
Let me talk about the boys I HAVE LIKED. Okay? There are tons more but these are my real relationships.
FIRST RELATIONSHIP! My, my, this one was absolutely horrible. I'd known the guy for about, 2 weeks? He was in my school, but we mostly talked online. You see, I was only to the point of MAYBE LIKING him, when he asked me out. Feeling sorry for him as well, I said yes. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS!?!? HE DUMPS ME WITHIN A FKING WEEK. Thanks bro -.-. Oh yea, did I mention he left me for a slut??
SECOND RELATIONSHIP! This one, was better than the first one. So, I'd known this boy for about a month. I don't know him in real life, he lives in England. Anyways, he asks me out just as I decided I liked him, not really really liked him yet. SO, I was like, "Sure!!". THEN, about, 2 months later? HE DISAPPEARS AND I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. The end.
THIRD RELATIONSHIP! My relationships are slowly getting better, thank god, but still. Frankly, I'm having a hard time deciphering the moments when we were just friends or finally decided to date. I don't know this person in real life either, and I've known him for about... 3-4 months before he asked? I decided I really really really liked him about a week before he asked me out(thank god). SADLY, when he asked me, I didn't answer!!! He logged off on me. The next day I said yes, and he was like "alright :)" but like, you know, it's hard to read a guy. This is still my current one, and he's really awesome, but sometimes it doesn't feel like he cares and shit. Not exactly the one for comforting and sensitivity, though(no surprise there, self, he's a gamer guy for a reason). And well, you know, we hardly speak of anything interesting as I said in the beginning. (HINT, HINT, you know who you are)
Yeah, that's about it. WHY MUST YOU BOYS BE SO DIFFICULT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Okay fine, girls are a bit difficult too, but it's not like you guys have periods or having to deal with making yourself look hot to impress people. Well, maybe you do, but it's not as much as the make up and the lace panty and bra set and the slutty clothing.
Now you're thinking, eww, she has long distance relationships through the internet? IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I have trouble talking to people in real life(not really). I like e-dating because for once, they don't really base it on how hot you are on a scale from 1-10. Cause, on the internet, there's no one who can tell you what to do or how to act. YOU FINALLY DON'T HAVE TO LIVE TO THE EXPECTATION OF OTHERS!!! Then again...it could go both ways, what if he/she is some creepy 43 year old who has a thing for teenagers?
Also, when a guy likes me, whether I like them or not, do you know what happens? They eventually unlike me cause I "talk too much" or I'm annoying. IS IT MY FAULT I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!?!? Ffs. It's more common in the first relationship. BUT I HAVE AN EXCUSE! I DON'T EVEN FKING KNOW YOU AND YOU ASK ME OUT. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FAIR THAT I KNOW YOU?
As you can see, I obviously suck at relationships. Well, more specifically, my relationships. I'm a genius matchmaker though ;).
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