Rants-Boys I Like(d)

Now, I could rant on 124608337834977 pages about boys, but I won't to spare you the trouble of reading it. Yeah, you're welcome!

THIS PART, is only the very basics of boys that I've dated. I may have more rants that are boy related(no surprise there). So  have fun reading about my life.

THIS IS FOR YOU! The people( or PERSON) I write this about probably don't know it's about them. Oh well.

So, this is what always happens with my relationships. I meet this guy, I realize they're pretty cool. Maybe, or maybe not, they'll ask me out but we'll start talking tons, alright? BUT THEN, comes the awkward phase. I realize I really, really like them, BUT WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT ANYMORE!!! It's just plain awkward "Hey, what you doing? How's life?" then there's nothing to say.

WHAT IS WITH THAT!?!? SERIOUSLY!?!? I FINALLY DECIDED THAT I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU, but you don't talk -.-'. This has happened to all of my relationships.

Second of all, WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE ME!?!? Okay, maybe some may actually NOT like me. BUT, there was one guy who I KNEW liked me. I EVEN HEARD HIM TALKING ABOUT IT!!! But what does he do when I ask him about it? He denies EVERYTHING. Okay? This is irritating.

Let me talk about the boys I HAVE LIKED. Okay? There are tons more but these are my real relationships.

FIRST RELATIONSHIP! My, my, this one was absolutely horrible. I'd known the guy for about, 2 weeks? He was in my school, but we mostly talked online. You see, I was only to the point of MAYBE LIKING him, when he asked me out. Feeling sorry for him as well, I said yes. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS!?!? HE DUMPS ME WITHIN A FKING WEEK. Thanks bro -.-. Oh yea, did I mention he left me for a slut??

SECOND RELATIONSHIP! This one, was better than the first one. So, I'd known this boy for about a month. I don't know him in real life, he lives in England. Anyways, he asks me out just as I decided I liked him, not really really liked him yet. SO, I was like, "Sure!!". THEN, about, 2 months later? HE DISAPPEARS AND I NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. The end.

THIRD RELATIONSHIP! My relationships are slowly getting better, thank god, but still. Frankly, I'm having a hard time deciphering the moments when we were just friends or finally decided to date. I don't know this person in real life either, and I've known him for about... 3-4 months before he asked? I decided I really really really liked him about a week before he asked me out(thank god). SADLY, when he asked me, I didn't answer!!! He logged off on me. The next day I said yes, and he was like "alright :)" but like, you know, it's hard to read a guy. This is still my current one, and he's really awesome, but sometimes it doesn't feel like he cares and shit. Not exactly the one for comforting and sensitivity, though(no surprise there, self, he's a gamer guy for a reason). And well, you know, we hardly speak of anything interesting as I said in the beginning. (HINT, HINT, you know who you are)

Yeah, that's about it. WHY MUST YOU BOYS BE SO DIFFICULT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Okay fine, girls are a bit difficult too, but it's not like you guys have periods or having to deal with making yourself look hot to impress people. Well, maybe you do, but it's not as much as the make up and the lace panty and bra set and the slutty clothing.

Now you're thinking, eww, she has long distance relationships through the internet? IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I have trouble talking to people in real life(not really). I like e-dating because for once, they don't really base it on how hot you are on a scale from 1-10. Cause, on the internet, there's no one who can tell you what to do or how to act. YOU FINALLY DON'T HAVE TO LIVE TO THE EXPECTATION OF OTHERS!!! Then again...it could go both ways, what if he/she is some creepy 43 year old who has a thing for teenagers?

Also, when a guy likes me, whether I like them or not, do you know what happens? They eventually unlike me cause I "talk too much" or I'm annoying. IS IT MY FAULT I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!?!? Ffs. It's more common in the first relationship. BUT I HAVE AN EXCUSE! I DON'T EVEN FKING KNOW YOU AND YOU ASK ME OUT. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FAIR THAT I KNOW YOU?


As you can see, I obviously suck at relationships. Well, more specifically, my relationships. I'm a genius matchmaker though ;).