I have a feeling I won't be insulting my own kind as much and criticizing. So, I figured I might as well do it now to get it out of the way. There is going to be wayy more rants about guys by the way, the list just keeps going on...and on...and on...
There's this thing that always bugs me, because it's true. GIRLS CONTRADICT THEMSELVES, WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING.
"Oh, I want a boy who loves me for who I am!" But then you strut around school with your shorts like panties and shirt that shows your belly button. Yeah, riiiiight. Guys are going to like you for your personality.
"I don't get why girls wear soo much makeup." BUT, you're face is plastered right now with foundation, mascara, and eye shadow.
"My boyfriend never spends time with me!" No shit, girl. Because your idea of hanging out is shopping and going to 1D concerts. His idea of hanging out? VIDEO GAMES! It's not his problem you want to get everything you want.
"Why do girls spend so much time shopping? I mean, I don't even like shopping." Oh reeeaaaalllyyyy? Please explain the 249487038730 pieces of clothing in your closet, oh, and the 500 shoes too.
"Eww, what's her problem? Big boobs are totes gross, who can stand walking around like that?" We've all thought to make our breasts look bigger one time or another, don't lie. It's just that...some have more creative ideas than stuffing socks and tissues into our bras...
Must I continue? I THINK NOT!
Yeah...I'll probably come up for more on this topic soon..
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